braces and nothing less.

Well i'll be darned. it's been a while.

hey!!!

so. quite recently i've been getting complains/pleads and just plain comments telling me to make a come back. (or in other words, to blog again)

and then i was hesitant and just wondered what was the point really. my life was BLEAK. then atleast. BUT NOW.

it's still 55% bleak and full of randomness and weird fan girl crushes on the 4 minnesota hockey players.

(*cough* big time rush *cough*)

BUT NOW THAT I HAVE BRACES. (oh. how'd you guess!)

LIFE IS COOL. i hate the uncertainty of all of this though. you get my drift, whether i'll make it through the day without chocolate. whether i'll die because of the sheer pain...and all that.

but yes! the day finally came when the dentist had to stuff metal wires into my mouth.

and i lived! he might've screwed it up though, what with ellen being on the tv overhead and my constant muffles and giggles. he might've just been overwhelmed with shock and might've done something wrong. i know my dentist is cool! i can watch TV during my check ups. somedays it's ESPN and somedays it's comedy. i like the variety.

but you know, bottom line is....

these braces are killing me, my lovely dentist might've done something INCORRECTLY (sadly speaking) and well, ellen was the cause of the uncertainty.

i named my braces Logan, he's the ceramic kind and he hates to come in contact with food of any kind.

of course, what with me having to get used to this results to having to eat things that are the EXACT opposite of solid foods. i have to give up crunchy foods, hard foods, chocolate and anything that counts as quality food. i have to eat baby food and it's feels pathetic.

but this sacrifice will leave me with good and gorgeous teeth. and well, who doesnt want a beautiful smile?

i just have give up good foods, look like a dork and possibly make a few people run away from me. it shouldnt be too bad right?

i honestly am super pumped. i really want some nice pearly whites. (if i'm given the chance to whiten my teeth. I'M SO THERE), and right now i'm at stage 1. it's hurting the crap out of me but hey! theres nothing more to life than to look guuudd. there are pros and cons of course! you know. looking like the stereotypical nerd and giving up good foods. but now my teeth look straighter! in a way.

moving on!

so. i'd like to thank a few people for settling down my nerves when i was in the waiting room yesterday.

1. big time rush. thank you. your gay, soothing voices calmed me down tremendously.
2. the lady at the counter. thank you for reassuring me that it wouldnt kill me. thanks for the braces kit too. came with a top-notch toothbrush and a hand book. (i have to spend 10 seconds on each blastanted tooth and the toothpaste tastes totally weird. but thanks for looking out for me as you do for every nervous kid!)
3. nobody else.

amen, amen and AMEN.

now i will go watch some big time rush, eat some mushed bananas and read harry potter.

oh and i almost forgot.

Happy youth day, bitches! (this only applies for people aged 13-37, i'm not a prejudice when it comes to age or anything i kid you not, i just read it somewhere and i reckoned i'd let you know)

have a fun day. i know i wont. for all i know, the kiddies will be eating cotton candy and i'll be eating oatmeal.

taaah!

xxxx